Holly Vallance 'jumps at the chance' to voice Pauline Hanson's controversial new song which mocks trans people, 'snowflakes' and woke culture after becoming staunch conservative

Holly Vallance has lent her voice to a controversial new song released by Pauline Hanson to promote the One Nation leader's politically satirical film A Super Progressive Movie. 

The track, titled Kiss Kiss (XX) My Arse, was released on Australia Day and has reached No.1 on the Apple Music iTunes best-selling songs chart - soaring ahead of tracks by Keli Holiday and Harry Styles. 

It features lyrics that mock contemporary progressive politics, including references to trans people, 'snowflakes' and woke culture. 

Valance, a former Neighbours star and singer who is now based in the UK, has in recent years reinvented herself as a vocal supporter of right-wing politics and Nigel Farage's Reform UK. 

Posting to social media, Ms Hanson said: 'When we phoned Holly Valance to write us a song for the movie, she instantly said yes'.

'A massive shout out to Holly who I know watched the film last night and spat water across the room during one particular scene. Tells me the jokes landed really well... Wouldn't the ABC have a heart attack knowing they had to play this track!' 

Lyrics of the song include: 'MWAH You will respect my pronouns / Not all ladies have ovaries, some have a penis / They say that I'm a he but I'm a she / Coz I gotta V and not a D.'

'And I don't care what people say / I'll never be a him, a them or they / Cause I'm real biological woman / A real biological woman.

'Fave song – from the river to the sea / No job but I bleed LGBT… Q+, ya bigot / Cause I'm a real diabolical lefty.'

Kiss Kiss (XX) My Arse accompanies the release of A Super Progressive Movie, an animated film that follows four progressives who are transported into a world led by a prime minister Pauline Hanson.

The film attracted controversy ahead of its release after a planned trailer screening at Parliament House was cancelled amid concerns it could offend some viewers.

The movie's release comes amid skyrocketing support for One Nation among Australian voters, tying it with the Coalition for the first time. 

The first major poll of 2026, conducted by Demos AU for Capital Brief, found almost a quarter of the electorate (22 per cent) would choose firebrand Pauline Hanson's party in primary voting.

That cut-through has been buoyed by its hardline conservative positions, trumpeting anti-immigration stances after the Bondi Beach massacre, where 15 people were gunned down on December 14.